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East Greenbush Central Schools
Donald P. Sutherland Elementary School

The Annoying Day




Once my hairy mother was one mile per hour over the
speed limit, when the waddling
policeman caught my hairy mother.

He came up to the yellow car and said,
"Hairy lady, I need your driver's license.

I said, " Mr. waddling police sir,?
Why are you a waddling policeman,
Why do you wear a black silky outfit?
Can I get in your greenish-whitish car
and go for a long ride?"

I kept on asking him annoying questions,
and he said to my hairy mother,"Hairy lady,
tell your weird child to please be quiet."
But I kept on asking him annoying questions.

"I've had enough of this. I'm not giving you
a ticket because your daughter is driving me crazy.
My head feels like its going to explode into
red pieces."

"I said, "Goodbye and have a very nice day.
Then we drove off.


by SR